Things to ponder

[Mark Sanger]

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 


Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 

[GBF]

You get worse.

Regards George

[Dave Atkinson]

Hello Mark

It might be un-nerving if doctors called what they do "practise"  

And I agree with George!

Cheers Dave

[Philip Greenwood]

I think your Coffee must be to strong Mark, take more milk with it.

Regards
Philip

[Mark Sanger]

Hello Mark

It might be un-nerving if doctors called what they do "practise"  

And I agree with George!

Cheers Dave

ha ha

It is my age, and I have been hanging around with George too much so my spelling is Somerset lurnt.  

[Mark Sanger]

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 

[Mark Sanger]

I think your Coffee must be to strong Mark, take more milk with it.

Regards
Philip

I could't possibly ruin my espresso with milk, it would curdle with the rum.

[Mark Sanger]

How is it that a Pizza is delivered quicker to your door than the time it takes an ambulance or the Police to arrive. ?

[Mark Sanger]

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Back to work, tea break over 

[burywoodturners]

Never mind gas station toilets, why do they lock cemeteries at night, do they think someone will try to escape?
Ron

[Eric Harvey]

its the body snatchers Ron,they`d run riot if the gate were left open.

acowboy walks into a bar and says ouch ---------- it was an iron

[Mark Sanger]

Never mind gas station toilets, why do they lock cemeteries at night, do they think someone will try to escape?
Ron

Hilarious, thank you for contributing.

[GBF]

Why do supposedly intelligent people start silly topics and why do other supposedly intelligent people join them.

Regards George

[Mark Sanger]

Why do supposedly intelligent people start silly topics and why do other supposedly intelligent people join them.

Regards George

Because while us supposedly intelligent people are working for a living and going through the path of life, the other really intelligent people such as politicians are messing up the world, so it is nice once in a while to forget about all the serious stuff that none of us average people can control, and just have a laugh, for no other reason than it makes us smile.

Stop moaning, you know you can smile if you really try, go on, go on,

there ya go, quite enjoyably isn't it.    

[GBF]

You really are getting worse you will have to go for treatment soon.

Regards George