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Offline Mark Sanger

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2015, 09:06:01 PM »
You really are getting worse you will have to go for treatment soon. ::) ::) ::)

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Been for treatment didn't work as the NHS is full up of moaners. ;D ;D ;D thought I saw you in the waiting room  ;D ;D ;D

 

 




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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2015, 04:45:57 PM »


'If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either.'   Jackie Kannon


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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2015, 05:59:39 PM »
...and isn't it ironic that, for those people who have a phobia of flying, the airlines refer to an airport as 'Terminal'?
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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2015, 06:04:04 PM »
What was best thing before sliced bread?

How do the manufacturers of combination locks know the combination?

and

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2015, 06:12:52 PM »
You had showers at school ? Theres posh.
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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2015, 06:13:14 PM »
How do snow plough drivers get to work
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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2015, 06:44:15 PM »
They shovel along.

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2015, 06:54:58 PM »
Why have I just turned the gas fire off?
The sun's come out of the shower?

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2015, 05:12:14 PM »
What ever you do give 100%

Unless you're giving blood.  :)
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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2015, 05:43:21 PM »
How come you can put your chainsaw trousers on over your boots but you have to take your boots off to get the trousers off?

Offline Nick Simpson

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2015, 07:49:12 PM »

If you think you know ..................well - you probably do
If you think you don't know...........well - you probably don't

BUT if you don't know you don't know .............You could be in deep trouble because you think you definitely do
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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2015, 12:47:48 PM »
Bored at work, I'll play...


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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2015, 02:02:34 PM »
Thinking of ohms reminded me of the first time I came across mhos.
GBF (who's he?) has yet to be induced to return to this reincarnated thread.

Sorry George Foweraker no offence intended.

Offline Mark Sanger

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2015, 05:32:29 PM »
Thinking of ohms reminded me of the first time I came across mhos.
GBF (who's he?) has yet to be induced to return to this reincarnated thread.

Sorry George Foweraker no offence intended.

You won't get George in a thread like this one. The only thing he will be pondering is when I am going to give him his lathe back.  :)

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2015, 05:48:11 PM »
Thinking of ohms reminded me of the first time I came across mhos.
GBF (who's he?) has yet to be induced to return to this reincarnated thread.

Sorry George Foweraker no offence intended.

You won't get George in a thread like this one. The only thing he will be pondering is when I am going to give him his lathe back.  :)

Can you send me a picture of it please just to remind me what it looks like.


Regards George
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